You are here: Roving Mouse > Humor > mistranslation.com Vote for the funniest translations of each sentence The Lion Becomes the King of Beasts The lion feels well to the king of beasts The lion goes well to the king of the animals The lion matchs to the king of the animal The lion goes well to the king of the animals After climbing down from the china wall the travelers found themselves in a disagreeable country, full of bogs and marshes and covered with tall, rank grass. After raising under the wall of China the route leaves (to traveler) they were in a disagreeable country, the marsh plenty and of marshes and place setting with the high grass, it thickens. After raisehaving risen to the bottom of the porcelain wall the travellers were in unpleasant country, full the marsh and the marshes and cover with large grass and luxuriante. Will get down in the rise from the porcelain wall later the passenger discovers in one not happy country, the full bog and the bog and used high, the luxuriant grass lid. After ascending lower part from the ceramic ware wall from, inside the traveler disagreeable country, the thing bog which will be sufficient and the glade and height it is big, it covered in the pool where it is silent it discovered. It was difficult to walk without falling into muddy holes, for the grass was so thick that it hid them from sight. It was difficult to cross without falling in the fangosos holes, because the grass was so heavy that it hid them of Vista. It was difficult to go without falling into the muddy holes, because the grass was so thick that it hid them sight. It was difficult, without going into the muddy holes to fall because the grass was so thick that it hid it from the view. It was difficult to walk without falling in the muddy holes, since the grass was therefore thick that has hidden them from sight. However, by carefully picking their way, they got safely along until they reached solid ground. Nevertheless, carefully choosing its way, they obtained surely ahead until they reached the solid Earth. However, by selecting their way carefully, they obtained without risk length until they reached the full ground. However, by carefully picks their way, they safely obtain until them arrive the solid ground. However, by choosing their manner carefully, they surely received, until they reach the firm ground. But here the country seemed wilder than ever, and after a long and tiresome walk through the underbrush they entered another forest, where the trees were bigger and older than any they had ever seen. But the country looked like wilder here than always, and after a long long walk and tiresome through underbrush they entered another forest, in where the trees were greater and older than nobodies they had always seen. But here the country in seemed more wild than ever, and after long and tiresome walk by the underbrush they entered another forest, where the trees were larger and older than they had ever seen. But the country of it has savages to seem here ever, and, after longer and tireso. Walk by underbrush it into another forest, where the trees were larger and older than, never saw they went in. But here this country compared to before compared to any seems wildly, with was long in it after with the tiresome walk they enters other forests by way of underbrush, the tree is is big and is old they ever sees. "This forest is perfectly delightful," declared the Lion, looking around him with joy. " this forest is perfectly charming, " declared the lion, watching around him with joy. " this forest is perfectly delicious, " declared the lion, looking around him with joy. " this forest is perfectly delicious, " has declared the lion, observing around he with joy. "Never have I seen a more beautiful place." " a more beautiful place never has seen I " " never have I considering a more beautiful place " " never i have in view of a place plus Bel " " never I looks one quite happy place. " "It seems gloomy," said the Scarecrow. " it looks like melancholic, " said the espantapájaros. " it seems dark, " said the scarecrow. " it seem gloomily, the " straw person said. " That it is dim, there is an arm, " the scarecrow you called. "Not a bit of it," answered the Lion. " not a little, " answered the lion. " not a little it, " answered the lion. " one it, " have not replied the lion. " a little it " did not correspond to the lion. "I should like to live here all my life. " I must have taste to live all my life here. " I would like to live all my life here. " I should like the fact that you live all my life here. " I want to live here possess my life. See how soft the dried leaves are under your feet and how rich and green the moss is that clings to these old trees. See how the smoothness the dried leaves is under its feet and how he is rich and it puts moss green is that it clings in these old trees. See how soft the sheets dry are under your feet and how rich person and make green the foam is which clings to these old trees. How sees soft drying to leave is and is rich in under yours foot and afforests tightly pastes to these old trees' mosses is. It stops and there is in a lower part of your infantry it leaves, and floated the green which is becomes to peel this meal which and long sticks to in the tree which becomes, as see. Surely no wild beast could wish a pleasanter home." No wild beast could surely wish a home of pleasanter. " Surely no wild beast could wish a house of pleasanter. " Sure no wild beast has been able to wish one center of the pleasanter. " The animal of wildness can desire the house of the pleasanter certainly. " "Perhaps there are wild beasts in the forest now," said Dorothy. " perhaps now there are wild beasts in the forest, " said to Dorothy. " perhaps there are the wild beasts in the forest now, " said Dorothy. " there are perhaps now savage animals in the forest, " said of Dorothy. " Perhaps now there is an animal of wildness in the forest, " it was the Dorothy. "I suppose there are," returned the Lion, "but I do not see any of them about." " I suppose that there is, " it returned the lion, " but I do not see nobodies of them around " " I suppose that there is, " is turned over the lion, " but I do not see any of them approximately " " I suppose that there, " is turned over that lion, " is, but I do not see them approximately ", " " The lion which it gives back, " it is, it goes out but, they are they what regarding. " I assume the fact that it does not see They walked through the forest until it became too dark to go any farther. They crossed through the forest until it got to be too dark to go more far. They went by the forest until it became too sunk to go further. They went through the forest, until it became too foncée, in order to go further. They walk by way of this forest change too dark until it go any. Dorothy and Toto and the Lion lay down to sleep, while the Woodman and the Scarecrow kept watch over them as usual. Dorothy and Toto and the lion place to sleep, whereas the Woodman and the espantapájaros kept the concluído clock as usual they. Dorothy and Toto and the lion fix to sleep, whereas Woodman and the scarecrow exerted the monitoring above them as usual. Dorothy and Toto and the lion giving up sleeps, although Woodman and the straw person retains the wristwatch same in them and ordinary. The Woodman and the scarecrow with the usual thing together ci khyess that leh B, the Dorothy and the Toto and the lion in order self put a watch lower part to they. When morning came, they started again. When the morning came, they began again. When the morning came, they still started. When morning comes, those started for the second time. When morning comes, they started again. Before they had gone far they heard a low rumble, as of the growling of many wild animals. Before they had gone far heard a low roar, in date to gru6nir of many wild animals. Before they went far they heard a bottom grondement, on growl of much of savage animals. Before that they go far away have felt a rumble low, to leave from the ringhio of many wild animals. Before they went far, they have a grondementboden to grognement many savages of animals heard. Toto whimpered a little, but none of the others was frightened, and they kept along the well-trodden path until they came to an opening in the wood, in which were gathered hundreds of beasts of every variety. Toto lloriqueó a little, but was not scared any of the others, and it kept throughout the well-stepped on way until he came to an opening in the wood, in which were the collected hundreds of beasts of each variety. Louse pleurniché, but none the others was frightened, and they preserved along the access path well-gone until they came to an opening in wood, in which were the hundreds collected of animals of each variety. Toto pleurniché, but none of the others frightened is, and they have along bien marchée the zufahrtsgleises retained, until they came to an opening in the wood, from which the collected hundred animals from each variety were. The Louse whimpered a small number, however none by other was frightened, and to hold it along the way gut-getretenen, until they come to an opening in wood, in which seized hundreds of animals were each multiplicity. There were tigers and elephants and bears and wolves and foxes and all the others in the natural history, and for a moment Dorothy was afraid. There were tigers and elephants and bears and wolves and foxes and all the others in natural history, and for a moment Dorothy was scared. There were tigers and elephants and bears and wolves and foxes and all the others in natural history, and during one moment Dorothy was afraid. There were tigers and elephants and bears and of Woelfe and foxes and very other in the natural history, and during one moment Dorothy had a fear. There were tigers and elephants and bears and wolves and foxes and all different in natural history, and during one Dorothy point in time fear had. But the Lion explained that the animals were holding a meeting, and he judged by their snarling and growling that they were in great trouble. But the lion explained that the animals held a meeting, and he judged by his grun gone and gru6nir that was in great hardship. But the lion explained why the animals held a meeting, and it judged by their grondement and growl this they were in the great trouble. But the lion explained why the animals held a meeting, and it judged by its confusion and Knurren of this one they were in the main effort. But the lion has explained that the animals were holding a reunion and has judged from them ringhio and to ringhiare those they were in the great difficulty. As he spoke several of the beasts caught sight of him, and at once the great assemblage hushed as if by magic. Then he spoke to several of the taken Vista the beasts of him, and immediately to the great assembly hushed as if by magic. Because it spoke several about the sight caught by animals of him, and immediately the great assembly hushed like if by magic. It talked the some of the aim which with the thing the hushed him by his brute together as soon as seizes and in the side of company one assemblage magic when, with. Poichè has spoken several about the interfered with sight beasts of he and immediately the large gathering hushed like if from magic. The biggest of the tigers came up to the Lion and bowed, saying: Greatest from the tigers it came until the lion and it was nauseated, to say: Largest of the tigers went up to the lion and curved, statement: Largest of Tigris it has come until the lion and has folded, as an example: The biggest tiger comes to the lion and bows, says: "Welcome, O King of Beasts! You have come in good time to fight our enemy and bring peace to all the animals of the forest once more." " reception, king of Or beasts! You have come in good hour to fight to our enemy and to once bring peace to all the animals of the forest more " " welcome, king of O of the animals! You came in good time to fight our enemy and to bring peace to all the animals of the forest once moreover " " O king of welcome namely animal! It came to the good time when you fight, our enemies bring peace once more in the animal of the べ て which the forest does. " " welcome, king O of the animals! They came in time to fight our enemy and still to obtain peace with all the animals of the forest ", "What is your trouble?" asked the Lion quietly. " which is its hardship? " it asked the reserved lion. " what is your trouble? " asked the lion quietly. " that what is your difficulty? " it has asked the lion calmly. " what is your trouble?" Peacefully asks the lion. "We are all threatened," answered the tiger, "by a fierce enemy which has lately come into this forest. " to a ferocious enemy all we threatened to us, " answered to the tiger, " which it has come lately in this forest. " us all naps threatened, " answered the tiger, " by a wild enemy who recently inherited this forest. " we completely by one fierce enemy which recently enters this forest threaten, " replies this tiger, ". " all, " answered us the tiger, " threatened enemy fierce which came recently in this forest. It is a most tremendous monster, like a great spider, with a body as big as an elephant and legs as long as a tree trunk. It is a more enormous monster, like a great spider, with a as great body as an elephant and the legs while a trunk of the tree. It is the most enormous monster, like a large spider, with a body as large as an elephant and legs also long like junctor network of tree. It summer most enormous Monster, like a large cross of arm, with a body which is also a long time like an elephant and legs which a cable of tree is so large. It is monstre most enormous like a large spider with a so large body as a so long elephant and legs as joncteur tree-type network. It has eight of these long legs, and as the monster crawls through the forest he seizes an animal with a leg and drags it to his mouth, where he eats it as a spider does a fly. He has eight of these legs long, and as the monster crawls through the forest that it takes hold an animal with a leg and he drags it to his mouth, where it eats it whereas a spider makes a fly. It has eight of these long legs, and while the monster crawls by the forest which it seizes an animal with a leg and the drag with its mouth, where it eats it while a spider made a fly. It has eight these long legs and during Monster by the forest which it crawls an animal with a leg seizes and with its opening trails it, in which it eats it, while a cross of arm a fly corner. It have eight these long legs, with when this 妖怪 crawling he seizes one animal and leg by way of this forest and drags it to his mouth, he eat it when the spider makes the flight. Not one of us is safe while this fierce creature is alive, and we had called a meeting to decide how to take care of ourselves when you came among us." One of us is not safe whereas this ferocious creature is alive, and we had summoned a meeting to decide how to take the care from we ourself when you came between us " Not one of us is sure while this wild creature is alive, and we had convened a meeting to decide how to take care of ourselves when you came among us " The period which the creature which is fierce is to live one which is not we is safe holds, you between us. When " coming, soak the branch in order good season decide, we meet a providence care how to call, It is not one by us who are sure, while this creature fierce is alive, and we came ein:be*ruf a conference, to decide, as ourselves concerns, like you among us ", The Lion thought for a moment. The lion thought for a moment. The lion thought during one moment. The lion thought during one moment. The lion thought during one point in time. "Are there any other lions in this forest?" he asked. " there is any other lion in this forest? " he requested. " are us all the other lions in this forest? " it has asked. " Inside this forest which is the what kind of that outside lion? " He asked. "No; there were some, but the monster has eaten them all. " no; there was something, but the monster has eaten them all. " not; there was, but the monster ate all. " not; it of it there had, but monstre ate it all. " does not have; Has some, but this 妖怪 ate them completely. And, besides, they were none of them nearly so large and brave as you." And, in addition, they were not none of them almost so great and brave as you " And, moreover, they of it were none them almost so large and courageous as you " And, besides, they are do not have them to be nearly very big and bravely to look like you. " And, the on that, those to be large from as your perspective are not, every one of brave those very almost. " "If I put an end to your enemy, will you bow down to me and obey me as King of the Forest?" inquired the Lion. " if to end its enemy, will that you down bent me and that it obeys to me like king of the forest? " it investigated the lion. " if I put a term to your enemy, will that you curved to the bottom with me and me obey as king of the forest? " is enquis the lion. " if it will put a term to your enemy, will that you have folded down me and that the obeyed ones like king of the forest? " it has asked the lion. " It goes out and when it puts an end in your enemy, by you it hangs the head lower part in in me, as wages of the forest in me? " The will lion which obeys it inquired. "We will do that gladly," returned the tiger; and all the other beasts roared with a mighty roar: "We will!" " we will do that glad one, " we returned the tiger; and the rest of beasts rugieron with a powerful roar: " we will! " " we will do that fortunately, " are turned over the tiger; and all the other animals howled with a powerful howl: " us will! " " we will make happy that one, " we have given back the tiger; and all the other beasts have roar with a roar mighty: " we will! " " we happily do that, " returns to this tiger; And possesses other wild animals roars with one formidable roar: " we will!" "Where is this great spider of yours now?" asked the Lion. " where now it is this great spider yours? " it asked the lion. " where is this large spider with you maintaining? " asked the lion. " Your this place now it is go largely does?" You asked to the lion. " where this large cross of arm of their is now? ", the lion required that. "Yonder, among the oak trees," said the tiger, pointing with his forefoot. " there at sight, between the trees of the oak, " it said to the tiger, indicating with his forefoot. " over there, among the trees of oak, " said the tiger, moving with its forefoot. " laggiù, between the trees of the oak, " it has said the tiger, indicating with its forefoot. " là-bas under the oak trees " said the tiger, which steers itself with its forefoot. "Take good care of these friends of mine," said the Lion, "and I will go at once to fight the monster." " it takes the good care from these friends mine, " said the lion, " and to me immediately it will fight to the monster " " take well care of these friends to me, " said the lion, " and me immediately will fight the monster " " you concern good around these friends of me, " you are known as that lion, " and myself go immediately, Monster with fights ", " looks after these me the friend, the " lion, " and I says immediately will go to and this 妖怪 fight. " He bade his comrades good-bye and marched proudly away to do battle with the enemy. He made a supply to his comrades good bye and marched proud distant spot to make battle with the enemy. It offered his comrades goodbye and went to make the battle with the enemy proudly far. He his same mind Goodbye battle with the enemy in order description below will be haughty and, li under marching it bids with the enemy. He is that colleague, the way if marching inflated in order to fight with the enemy, you acquire value. The great spider was lying asleep when the Lion found him, and it looked so ugly that its foe turned up his nose in disgust. The great spider was sleepy lie when the lion found it, and seemed so ugly that his enemy gave return upon his nose in loathing. The large spider was lie in sleep when the lion found, and it looked at so ugly that its enemy indicated his nose in the dislike. It enemy inside disgust his nose it went round with the high piece, the lion him under discovering temper, when to be like this trying to be ugly, the company one spider falls sleep and iss ten it deceives. The large spider was lie in sleep, if the lion found it, and it has realistic seen so ugly that its enemy indicated his noses in the dislike. Its legs were quite as long as the tiger had said, and its body covered with coarse black hair. Their legs were absolutely while the tiger was saying, and their body covered with the heavy black hair. Its legs were as long as the tiger had indicated, and its body covered with rough black hair. Its legs were ziemlich as long, as the tiger had said, and its body which was covered with the coarse black hair. The relative ones piedini were finchè the tiger enough had said and the relative covered black hat body of principle. It had a great mouth, with a row of sharp teeth a foot long; but its head was joined to the pudgy body by a neck as slender as a wasp's waist. It had a great mouth, with a row of teeth maintained on the long foot; but its head was assembled to the body pudgy by a as thin neck as the waist of a wasp. It had a large mouth, with a line of the pointed teeth per long foot; but its head was joined to the body pudgy by a neck as thin as the size of a wasp. Large mouth has had one, with a row of the cutting teeth a foot of length; but the relative head has joined to the body pudgy from a neck snello how much the life of the vespa. To it the long infantry the different meaning which is sharp it will decrease there was a company one mouth,; It did in the neck which it head with the wasp waist thing ladles nyal but together and it was combined in as the pudgy main body. This gave the Lion a hint of the best way to attack the creature, and as he knew it was easier to fight it asleep than awake, he gave a great spring and landed directly upon the monster's back. This gave to the lion a hint of the best way to attack the creature, and as he knew it was easier to fight slept it that wide-awake, he gave great means and landed directly on the posteriora part of the monster. This gave to the lion a consulting of the best way to attack the creature, and while it knew it was easier to fight it in sleep than waked up, it gave a large spring and unloaded directly on the back of the monster. It it is to fall sleep fighting this in the lion the creature public degradation best method hin thu it gives, he sees the egg ass when being, the sesame e iss ten was easy, he the company gave one spring and he landed directly after the monster. This gave a advice of the best way to the lion to attack the creature and, while he knew, it was simpler to fight in sleep that he arouses a large feather/spring gave and directly on the back monstre unloaded. Then, with one blow of his heavy paw, all armed with sharp claws, he knocked the spider's head from its body. Then, with a blowing of its heavy leg, everything armed with the maintained claws, he struck the track of the spider of its body. Then, with a blow of its heavy leg, tou' armed with the pointed claws, it struck the head of the spider of its body. That time, him which it arms in the claw which is sharp is heavy and once which proposes blows, with the enemy, he hit the spider head entirely from it main body. Then with a blow of its heavy leg tou ', which was armed with the pointed claws, it struck the piece the spider of its bodies. Jumping down, he watched it until the long legs stopped wiggling, when he knew it was quite dead. Jumping down, he it watched it until the long legs stopped menear, when he knew was absolutely dead. Jumping to the bottom, it observed it until the long legs ceased agitating, when it knew it was completely dead. When he has known, until the long foot stopped the wiggling, jumping, he looked at that, considerably it had died. To the bottom jumping, it supervised it, until the long legs stop wiggling, like if it, knew be died to him ziemlich. The Lion went back to the opening where the beasts of the forest were waiting for him and said proudly: The lion went again to the opening where the beasts of the forest waited for it and proud saying: The lion went again to the opening where the animals of the forest awaited it and says proudly: The lion has gone of new to the fierce opening where the beasts of the forest were aspettandolo and said: The lion went returns the opening which this forest wild animal waited for him and arrogantly says: "You need fear your enemy no longer." " you need fear your enemy not more length " " you do not need fear your enemy more " " you do not have need of the fear more your enemy " " The fear which it does in the necessity which spreads out your enemy for a long time. " Then the beasts bowed down to the Lion as their King, and he promised to come back and rule over them as soon as Dorothy was safely on her way to Kansas. Then the beasts were nauseated down to the lion like their king, and he promised to become and to govern concluído they as soon as Dorothy was surely in her way to Kansas. Then the animals are prostrate in front of the lion as a their king, and it promised to return and reign above them as soon as Dorothy was without risk on his path in Kansas. Then as for the animal when it bends to the lion as their kings and the Dorothy to the can ザス is safely in her method he returns to those immediately, when you control, you promised. Then the wild animal bows down looks like them to the lion the king, and he promise with the rule in them when the Dorothy security is in her on the way to Kansas.