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The Council with the Munchkins
The advice with the Munchkins
The Council with Munchkins
In Munchkins conference
The advice with Munchkins
She was awakened by a shock, so sudden and severe that if Dorothy had not been lying on the soft bed she might have been hurt.
A shock woke up it, so sudden and severe that if Dorothy did not have been lying in the smooth bed she could been have hurt.
It was awaked by a shock, so suddenly and serious which if Dorothy had not been on the soft bed it could have been wounded.
It has been waked up from a jolt, therefore unexpected and strict that if Dorothy were not trovandosi on the base motivatings force it could be damaged.
It was waked so suddenly by a shock, and grave, that, if Dorothy had not been on the mild bed it hurts worde be could.
As it was, the jar made her catch her breath and wonder what had happened; and Toto put his cold little nose into her face and whined dismally.
Whereas it was, the jar made its detent its breathing and wonder what had happened; and Toto sadly put its small cold nose in its face and gimoteó.
While it was, the flask made with its hook its breath and wonder what had occurred; and Louse put its small cold nose in its face and pleurniché lugubriously.
According to the original design, what was the jar her holds her breath and miracle occurs; And Toto puts his cold small nose enters her face and melancholily complains.
This jar of what that way, it happens manufactured a her suction and wondering in her noise; And the Toto him kicked with the her mask and the nose it will let and dismally two it will take, tayss c.
Dorothy sat up and noticed that the house was not moving; nor was it dark, for the bright sunshine came in at the window, flooding the little room.
Dorothy got up itself and noticed that the house did not move; nor it was darkness, because the shining sun wine inside in the Window, flooding little the quarter.
Dorothy rested to the top and noted that the house did not move; nor was it darkness, because the luminous sun entered in Window, flooding it little room.
Rising becomes aware that the house was not moving Dorothy Saturday; It was darkness that, because the bright sunlight the room came to the window namely the flooding a little.
Dorothy rested itself and stated upward that the house did not shift; Ni was it darkness, because the lighting up sun went in at Window, flooding little hall.
She sprang from her bed and with Toto at her heels ran and opened the door.
It loosen of her bed and with Toto in her the heels executed and opened the door.
It spouted out of its bed and with Toto with it the heels carried out and opened the gate.
It resulted from its bed and with Louse with him made heels function and open the gate.
Her resilience and ran from hers bed with Toto to her heel and opens this gate.
The little girl gave a cry of amazement and looked about her, her eyes growing bigger and bigger at the wonderful sights she saw.
The small girl gave a shout of the astonishment and watched on her, her greater and greater eyes growing the wonderful views that it saw.
The small girl gave a cry of amazement and looked about it, of her larger and larger eyes increasing the marvellous sights than it saw.
The small girl has given a cry of stupefazione and has observed approximately she, its larger and larger increasing eyes the sights that wonderful she has seen.
The little girl for the surprising to behold cry and looks about her, her eye grows the wonderful sight which more and more greatly she looks.
The cyclone had set the house down very gently--for a cyclone--in the midst of a country of marvelous beauty.
The cyclone had fixed the house down very smoothly -- for a cyclone -- to means of a country of the wonderful beauty.
The cyclone had deposited the house very gently -- for a cyclone -- in the medium of a country of marvellous beauty.
The cyclone had established the house a lot delicately -- for a cyclone -- in the midst of a country of the wonderful beauty.
The cyclone to the bottom had very easily adjusted housing -- for a cyclone -- in the medium of a country of the astonishing beauty.
There were lovely patches of greensward all about, with stately trees bearing rich and luscious fruits.
There was charming corrections of greensward everything around, with stately the trees taking the rich and delicious fruits.
There were beautiful connections of greensward tou' approximately, with stately of the trees supporting the rich and succulent fruits.
Abundance, having withstood the luscious fruit, the wood was the greensward beautifully and the stately entirely approximately was a patch.
The stately it floated and and sweetness lon the fruit love of the greensward be piece of cloth formation of a cabinet regarding with the enemy entirely in the tree, there was a width.
Banks of gorgeous flowers were on every hand, and birds with rare and brilliant plumage sang and fluttered in the trees and bushes.
The batteries of magnificent flowers were in each hand, and the birds with rare and shining plumage sang and shook in the trees and the shrubs.
The banks of the splendid flowers were on each hand, and the birds with the rare plumage and brilliance sang and floated in the trees and the bushes.
The bank of the flower which is gorgeous is to an each hand, is rare and and song it does inside the tree which dawns in the plumage which is gorgeous and the bush the }fluttered{.
The banks of the great flowers were on each hand, and the birds with the rare feathers/springs and gloss sang and to have in the trees and the bushes swam.
A little way off was a small brook, rushing and sparkling along between green banks, and murmuring in a voice very grateful to a little girl who had lived so long on the dry, gray prairies.
A small dull way was a small stream, undertaking and sparking ahead between the green batteries, and murmuring in a voice very thanked for a small girl who had lived so on length in the dry prairies, gray.
A small way was extinct a small brook, precipitating and gleaming length between the green banks, and murmuring in a very grateful voice with a small girl who had lived so much a long time on the dry and gray meadows.
One small way closes one rill, flushes and sparkles between the green bank, extremely feels grateful with murmuring by the sound that for a long time lives in is dry, gray big prairie one little girl.
A small manner was a small brook and precipitated and sparkles between green banks, and murmuring in a voice which is very grateful a small girl who had lived so a long time on the Meadows dry and gray.
While she stood looking eagerly at the strange and beautiful sights, she noticed coming toward her a group of the queerest people she had ever seen.
Whereas it was stopped who watched with impatience the strange and beautiful views, she noticed coming towards her a group from people more queerest than it had always seen.
While it was held looking at ardently the strange and beautiful sights, it noted coming towards it a group from the people queerest whom it had ever seen.
When she stand earnestly look strange and happy sight, she pay attention people's one group which communicated her she ever sees most queerest.
She being strange, while looking at beautiful vision enthusiastically, she becomes aware and a certain thing which his woman saw comes to her one in the group of the queerest people.
They were not as big as the grown folk she had always been used to; but neither were they very small.
They were not as great as grown popular she a had been always used; but neither nor others were very small they.
They were not as large as developed folk it had been always used with; but neither one nor the other were they very small.
Their not same elephant growth folk she always use in; But two all is not they is extremely small.
They were not so large, as developed folkloristisch them had been always used; but neither one nor the other one were it very small.
In fact, they seemed about as tall as Dorothy, who was a well-grown child for her age, although they were, so far as looks go, many years older.
In fact, they looked like as high around as Dorothy, that he was a boy well-grown for its age, although were, as soon as they go the glances, many years older.
In fact, they seemed approximately as large as Dorothy, who was a child well-crescent for his age, although they were, as much as the glances disappear, much of years more.
Inside fact, they ess for a her age the child who grew well, leh to it sees, many year long it becomes and with the fact that it goes was distant together and with the Dorothy thing which is as regarding together height it was visible a lot.
In the matter border, they look like Dorothy seem about are equally high, one very good growth child is for hers age, although they are, as for the look is, many years comparisons age.
Three were men and one a woman, and all were oddly dressed.
Three were men and a one woman, and all were dressed strangely.
Three were men and a woman, and all were curiously equipped.
Three were men and women, and all became unusually geklitten.
Three were men and one a woman and all have been dressed strangely.
They wore round hats that rose to a small point a foot above their heads, with little bells around the brims that tinkled sweetly as they moved.
They wore away around the hats that rose to a small end on the foot on their heads, with the small alarms around the edges that tintinearon sweet whereas they moved.
They carried around the caps which rose at a small point per foot above their heads, with small bells around the edges which tinkled nicely while they moved.
They wore caps, at a small point a foot on their heads increased with the entour, with the small bells around Brims which sounded gently, while they moved.
Those the around the hat which has the small bell the around the edge rose to the feet small point on the head, you had attached to the body, it moved, you sounded simultaneously sweetly.
The hats of the men were blue; the little woman's hat was white, and she wore a white gown that hung in pleats from her shoulders.
The hats of the men were blue; the hat of the small woman was white, and it wore away a white dress that hung in plisados of her shoulders.
The caps of the men were blue; small cap woman was white, and it wore a white dress which stopped in the folds of it shoulders.
The caps of the men were blue; the small cap of the woman was white, and it carried a white behaviour which hung shoulders in the times of him.
The hats of the men were blue; from small the woman hat was white, and it carried a white dress, which held on in the folds of it from the shoulders.
Over it were sprinkled little stars that glistened in the sun like diamonds.
ConcluÃdo it was the small sprinkled stars that to shine in the sun as diamonds.
Above him were the small sprinkled stars which scintillated with the sun like diamonds.
Over it they were the small stars sprayed that glistened in the sun like the diamonds.
Over it were the small begossenen asterisks, which sparkled in the sun as diamonds.
The men were dressed in blue, of the same shade as their hats, and wore well-polished boots with a deep roll of blue at the tops.
They dressed in blue, of the same curtain that their hats, and wore away to the men well-polished shippers of the initial program with a deep roller of the blue one in the covers.
The men were equipped in blue, of the same nuance that their caps, and carried the well-polished boots with a deep roller of blue to the tops.
The person and their hat same clothing in the blue color, coolly, with puts on very good the leather boots and the blue color profound volume which polishes to the top.
The men have been dressed in blue, of the same tonality of their nails head and have carried the well-polished loadings of the system with a deep coil of the blue to the advanced parts.
The men, Dorothy thought, were about as old as Uncle Henry, for two of them had beards.
The men, thought of Dorothy, were around as old as uncle Henry, because two of them had beards.
The men, thought of Dorothy, were approximately as old as uncle Henry, because two of them had barbs.
The person, the Dorothy idea, looks like Uncle Henry is about is equally old, in order to two they have the beard.
The male and Dorothy thought became with the uncle Henry thing as regarding together five lay, because to they two things there was a beard.
But the little woman was doubtless much older.
But the small woman was without a doubt some much more old.
But the small woman was without any doubt much older.
But the small woman was without doubt the much oldest one.
But the small woman was greatly older, perhaps.
Her face was covered with wrinkles, her hair was nearly white, and she walked rather stiffly.
Its face was covered with the wrinkles, its hair was almost white, and it crossed something straight.
Its face was covered with wrinkles, its hair was almost white, and it went rather stiffly.
Her face with the wrinkle quilt, her hair is nearly the white, and she rather stiffly walk.
Its face has been covered of grinze, its hats were nearly white men and have walked rather rigid.
When these people drew near the house where Dorothy was standing in the doorway, they paused and whispered among themselves, as if afraid to come farther.
When this people drew up near the house in where Dorothy was stopped in the threshold, she stopped briefly and whispered to each other same, as if she is scared to come more far.
When these people drew close to the house where Dorothy was held in the gate, they made a pause and whispered among themselves, like if frightened to come further.
When this people drew stand in Dorothy in in the neighborhood of this way entrance house, they paused with the whisper inside themselves, resembled is afraid.
When these people drew narrowly with housing, in Dorothy in the input, themselves and whispered pausierten, like so timidly coming far.
But the little old woman walked up to Dorothy, made a low bow and said, in a sweet voice:
But the small old woman crossed until Dorothy, fact a arqueamiento low and saying, in a sweet voice:
But small old woman walked until Dorothy, makes a low arc and known as, in a soft voice:
But the small old woman went to so-called Dorothy up to made a low elbow and, in a tender voice:
It is small but, long, the woman who becomes walked being manufactured in the low-end bow, until the Dorothy which talks the inside fortune acoustic, with sweetness,:
"You are welcome, most noble Sorceress, to the land of the Munchkins.
" you are reception, most of the noble witch, to the track of the Munchkins.
" you are welcome, the noble majority of witch, with the ground of Munchkins.
" you are a greeting, it it splendid Sorceress majority, with the country of Munchkins.
" you are welcome, the greater part of the sorceress noble, to the earth of the Munchkins.
We are so grateful to you for having killed the Wicked Witch of the East, and for setting our people free from bondage."
We are so thanked for you to kill to the witch crossbeam of the east, and to fix to our free people of bondage. "
We are so grateful with you to have destroyed the bad witch of the east, and to place our free people of the bondage. "
We are therefore recognizing to you for the killing of the bad witch of the east and for the regulation of our free people from the bondage. "
We the ã did the magical errand whose east is cunning, to you in order and a certain very to kill the 㦠our people appreciated in order to put freely from the bondage. "
Dorothy listened to this speech with wonder.
Dorothy listened to east speech with wonder.
Dorothy listened to this speech with the wonder.
Dorothy listens attentively to this speech and the miracle.
Dorothy has listened to this speech with wonder.
What could the little woman possibly mean by calling her a sorceress, and saying she had killed the Wicked Witch of the East? Dorothy was an innocent, harmless little girl, who had been carried by a cyclone many miles from home; and she had never killed anything in all her life.
What could the small woman possibly mean calling it a witch, and saying she it had killed to the witch crossbeam of the east? Dorothy was a small innocent, inoffensive girl, who had been taken by a cyclone many miles of the home; and she never had killed any thing in all her life.
Queest this that the small woman could it probably want to say by calling it a witch, and while saying it had destroyed the bad witch of the east? Dorothy was small an innocent and inoffensive girl, who had been carried by a cyclone much of miles of house; and it had never destroyed anything in all its life.
Queest that the small woman to say to want probable could, by calling it a witch, and by having said it had the bad witch of the east destroyed? Dorothy was small an innocent and harmless girl, who had been carried by a cyclone many house miles; and it had never possibly destroyed something in all its life.
Perhaps, semantic what the small woman calls her the magic teacher, his woman the magical errand where the east which kills is cunning is possible by speech?, the Dorothy falsehood, being harmless, the small girl was, was carried from many mile houses by cyclone; And as for her never with anything of all her lives the murder it is as for without being.
But the little woman evidently expected her to answer; so Dorothy said, with hesitation, "You are very kind, but there must be some mistake.
But the small woman hoped evidently that she answered; Dorothy so said, with the hesitation, " you are very good, but she must have a certain error.
But the small woman obviously expected that it answers; thus said Dorothy, with the hesitation, " you are very pleasant, but there must be a certain error.
The but small woman was clear and her the vigor answer back it did,; Talks to a hesitation and quite the Dorothy, " it spreads out like this it is kind, el it does there to be a E for mistake but.
But the small woman evidently has to invite it to answer to; therefore Dorothy said, with the hesitation, " you are much kind, but us she must be a sure error.
I have not killed anything."
I have not killed any thing "
I did not destroy nothing "
Me anyone which it does not kill it hangs but. "
I do not have null victim of a murder "
"Your house did, anyway," replied the little old woman, with a laugh, "and that is the same thing.
" its house, in any case, " answered the small old woman, with a laughter, " and that one is the same thing.
" your house, at all events, " answered small old woman, with a laughter, " and it is the same thing.
" your house, in any case, " has answered the small old woman, with risata one, " and that one is the same thing.
" your housing, anyhow ", answered small old woman, with a laughter, " and those is the same thing.
See!" she continued, pointing to the corner of the house.
See! " it continued, indicating to the corner of the house.
See! " it continued, moving to the corner of the house.
see! ", it continued and showed on the corner of housing.
Sees!" She continue, to aim this house the corner.
"There are her two feet, still sticking out from under a block of wood."
" there are its two feet, immovable sticking towards outside under block of the wood "
" there are its two feet, joining motionless outside of lower part a block of wood "
" there are its two feet, moveless gluing exterior of lower surface on a block of woods "
" two feet are its, to attack calm outside give under a wood block "
Dorothy looked, and gave a little cry of fright.
Watched Dorothy, and gave little a shout of fright.
Dorothy looked at, and gave a cry of fright.
Dorothy realistic seen gave and one frightschrei.
Dorothy looks, with one gives the fright cry.
There, indeed, just under the corner of the great beam the house rested on, two feet were sticking out, shod in silver shoes with pointed toes.
There, in fact, as soon as under corner of the great beam the house reclined ignition, two feet stuck towards outside, worn in the shoes of silver with the marked ends.
There, indeed, right under the corner of the great beam the house put back in function, two feet stuck outside, fitted in shoes silver plated with the acute toes.
From that place, truly, in the lower part of the corner of company one beam it rested it was picked up only above, at the cranial infantry outside, in the sharp toe energy it defended the shoes inside the silver low shoes.
Here, effectively, right under the angle of the large bundle the house was rested over, two feet was attacking outside, worn in silver ice-skates with the sharp tips.
"Oh, dear! Oh, dear!" cried Dorothy, clasping her hands together in dismay.
" Oh, wanted! Oh, wanted! " shouted Dorothy, fastening it hands together in the consternation.
the " OH, expensive! Ah, expensive! " cried Dorothy, étreignant it hands together in consternation.
" Valuable Ohio state! As for valuable Ohio state! The Dorothy which clasps her hand together " with confusion and shouted.
" OH -, expensive! OH -, expensive! ", cried Dorothy, him hands in fear together umklammernd.
"The house must have fallen on her.
" the house must have fallen in her.
" the house must have fallen on it.
" the house must fall on she.
" this house certainly tumbles she.
Whatever shall we do?"
What? "
That which us? "
This case of what it does at description below us? "
As for thing with what as for us?"
"There is nothing to be done," said the little woman calmly.
" there is nothing to be done, " said calmly to the small woman.
" there is nothing to be made, " said the small woman calmly.
" One thing anything, " constant temperature it did the small woman and it talked.
It was the small woman " at all being done there is no " calmly.
"But who was she?" asked Dorothy.
" but who was she? " asked Dorothy.
" but which was it? " Dorothy requested.
But " was she who?" In the Dorothy which is asked.
" But she was who? " In the Dorothy which it asks.
"She was the Wicked Witch of the East, as I said," answered the little woman.
" it was the witch crossbeam of the east, like I said, " answered to the small woman.
" it was the bad witch of the east, like I said, " answered the small woman.
" She was the magical using whose east is cunning, as the I which was said " answered to the small woman.
" it was the ordinary hexe is, like I said, " answered the small woman.
"She has held all the Munchkins in bondage for many years, making them slave for her night and day.
" it has maintained to all the Munchkins in bondage by many years, doing them aids for her night and day.
" it held all Munchkins in the bondage during much of years, making them Slavic for its night and day.
" she held all Munchkins in the bondage many years, caused their slave for her night and the day.
" She those the slave makes because of her night and day, Munchkins everything of the bondage of many years was kept.
Now they are all set free, and are grateful to you for the favor."
Now they are all they fix freely, and they are been thankful to you for the favor "
Now they all are place freely, and are grateful with you for the favour "
Hour they are all they regulate liberations and they are recognizing to you for the favor "
All are now it adjust freely, and are with recognition you for the preference ",
"Who are the Munchkins?" inquired Dorothy.
" who are the Munchkins? " investigated Dorothy.
" which is Munchkins? " Dorothy enquis.
" Is the Munchkins who?" The Dorothy which is asked.
" who are Munchkins? " Dorothy inquired.
"They are the people who live in this land of the East where the Wicked Witch ruled."
" they are the alive people who in this track of the east in where the witch crossbeam governed "
" they are the people which of phase in this ground of the east where the bad witch reigned "
" they are the people that in tension in this earth of the east in which the bad witch it has regulated "
" They the witch who is wicked in the place a. " It is a person who is to live inside this ground the east which it governs
"Are you a Munchkin?" asked Dorothy.
" are you a Munchkin? " asked Dorothy.
" be you Munchkin? " Dorothy requested.
" are you Munchkin? ", Dorothy asked.
" are you Munchkin? " Dorothy required.
"No, but I am their friend, although I live in the land of the North.
" no, but I he is its friend, although alive in the track of the north.
" not, but me am their friend, although I live in the ground of north.
Have lived " I in the land north, but, no, but I am the friend.
" are not, but me its friend, although I live in the earth of the north.
When they saw the Witch of the East was dead the Munchkins sent a swift messenger to me, and I came at once.
When they saw the witch of the east was dead the Munchkins sent a fast messenger to me, and I came immediately.
When they saw the witch of the east had died Munchkins sent a fast messenger to me, and I came immediately.
When they saw, as for magical errand east dying, the Munchkins which is sent to the fast messenger, I came directly to me.
If they saw the witch of the east died a fast messenger to me transmitted Munchkins, and I came immediately.
I am the Witch of the North."
I am the witch of the north "
I am the witch of north "
I am the hexe north ",
The magical using the north where am I. "
"Oh, gracious!" cried Dorothy.
" Oh, graceful! " shouted Dorothy.
the " OH, pleasant! " cried Dorothy.
the " OH love-worth! " Dorothy cried.
" Elegant Ohio state! " The Dorothy which shouted.
"Are you a real witch?"
" are you a true witch? "
" be you a true witch? "
" Is and the real witch whom it spreads out all? "
" you are one real witch? "
"Yes, indeed," answered the little woman.
" yes, in fact, " it answered the small woman.
" yes, indeed, " answered the small woman.
" answered indeed " the small woman.
" The like that, truly, " small woman answer back.
"But I am a good witch, and the people love me.
" I am only a good witch, and people love to me.
" but I am a good witch, and populates it likes me.
" The witch and the person where I am good but love to me.
" but they are buoa a witch and people love it.
I am not as powerful as the Wicked Witch was who ruled here, or I should have set the people free myself."
I am not as long-range as the witch crossbeam was who governed here, or I must have fixed same free people "
I am not as powerful as the bad witch was who reigned here, or I should have placed the free people myself "
The witch who is wicked governed from here to peel, when was who and as, me which am not powerfully, or I am free the person, noh ass anh it is not or the oneself. "
They are not powerful as the bad witch was who has regulated here, or would have to regulate free people same I "
"But I thought all witches were wicked," said the girl, who was half frightened at facing a real witch.
" I only thought that all the witches were crossbeams, " she said to the girl, that she was scared by halves in in front of making a true witch.
" but I thought that all the witches were bad, " said the girl, who was with half frightened to face a true witch.
" however, I thought that all the hexen, " were ordinary, that the girl who was almost frightened to confront of a truth hexe, said.
" but I have thought that all the witches were bad, " the girl has said, that to half frightened to face one real witch.
"Oh, no, that is a great mistake.
" Oh, no, that is a great error.
the " OH, not, which is a great error.
" the OH, not, that it is a great error.
" Ohio state, no, it is the large mistake.
There were only four witches in all the Land of Oz, and two of them, those who live in the North and the South, are good witches.
There were only four witches in all the track of the ounce, and two of them, those that alive in the north and the south, are the good witches.
There were only four witches in all the ground of ounce, and two of them, those which of phase in north and the south, are the good witches.
Some only four sorceresses in ounce all lands, and two they, these live are in north and south, good sorceress.
There is a S name witch only inside the all su all ground, they two, is to live on north and inside the south piece, the witch who is good they.
I know this is true, for I am one of them myself, and cannot be mistaken.
I know that this is truth, because I am one of them same one, and I cannot be confused.
I know that it is true, because I am one of them myself, and then not to be confused.
I know that this is to align, since they are one of they same I and I cannot sbagliarsi.
I know that it is true, because I am one of them and not be mistaken can.
Those who dwelt in the East and the West were, indeed, wicked witches; but now that you have killed one of them, there is but one Wicked Witch in all the Land of Oz--the one who lives in the West."
Those that dwelled in the east and the west they were, in fact, witches crossbeams; but now that you have killed to one of them, there is only one witch crossbeam in all the track of the ounce -- who lives in the west "
Such which remained in the east and the west were, indeed, bad witches; but now that you destroyed one of them, there is but a bad witch in all the ground of ounce -- that which lives in the west "
They it dwells inside east and the west truly, were the witch who is wicked,; They one which now that spreads out but, it is from that place, all but all su all ground --. " It lives to peel, who inside the west one the witch who is wicked killed inside one
Those which remained in the east and the west, were indeed ordinary hexen; but, since you finished there them, there is however an ordinary hexe in the whole country of the ounce -- that that which lives in the west ",
"But," said Dorothy, after a moment's thought, "Aunt Em has told me that the witches were all dead--years and years ago."
" but, " she said to Dorothy, after the thought of a little while, " Em aunt has said to me that the witches were all deads -- the years and does the years "
" but, " said Dorothy, after the one moment thought, " aunt Em said to me that the witches all were died -- years and years ago "
" but, " Dorothy has said, after thought of the moment, " aunt Em has said to me that the witches were all breakdowns -- years and the years ago "
The Em " but, " the witch all died, the Dorothy which talks, moment from after thinking, " the auntie before talking, in in me with -- years year. "
"Who is Aunt Em?" inquired the little old woman.
" who is Em aunt? " it investigated the small old woman.
" which is aunt Em? " is enquis small old woman.
" which is aunt Em? ", small old woman got information.
The Em " the auntie is who? " It is small, long the woman who becomes it inquired.
"She is my aunt who lives in Kansas, where I came from."
" she is my aunt who lives in Kansas, from where I came "
" it is my aunt who lives in Kansas, from where I came "
" She has lived in Kansas which is my aunt, I am to come the empty. "
" She goes out to from the place. " It is my auntie who lives inside all, Kansas
The Witch of the North seemed to think for a time, with her head bowed and her eyes upon the ground.
The witch of the north looked like to think by a time, with her head bent and its eyes on the Earth.
The witch of north seemed to think during a certain time, with her head curved and her eyes on the ground.
The witch of the north has seemed to think during a certain time with its curved heading and its eyes on earth.
Magical errand north reaches to her head land which bends and because of time of her eye, it seems that was thought.
Then she looked up and said, "I do not know where Kansas is, for I have never heard that country mentioned before.
Then she watched above for and saying, " I do not know where it is Kansas, because I have never heard that country mentioned before.
Then it sought and said, " I do not know where Kansas is, because I never heard but country mentioned front.
Then it looked up and said " I does not know not, where Kansas is, because I heard never only beforehand mentioned country.
It then did not look at in top and said, " me knows, where Kansas is, because I never heard that the country which is mentioned front.
But tell me, is it a civilized country?"
Pero dÃgame that, is a civilized country? "
But say to me that, is it a civilized country? "
But tells me, is it one civilized country?"
But dirmi that, it is a civilizzato country? "
"Oh, yes," replied Dorothy.
the " Oh, yes, " answered Dorothy.
the " OH, yes, " answered Dorothy.
" Ohio, it is like that, " it replied the Dorothy.
"Then that accounts for it.
" then that accounts for him.
" then this accounts for him.
" And description for the that.
" then that account is it.
In the civilized countries I believe there are no witches left, nor wizards, nor sorceresses, nor magicians.
In the civilized countries I believe that there are no witches to the left, neither magicians, nor witches, nor magicians.
In civilized countries I believe that there is no witch on the left, neither magicians, neither witch, nor magicians.
In civilized countries I believe that it does not give a witch left, neither magiciens, neither to witches, nor magiciens.
The civilized country I believe does not have the sorceress to be left, the witchcraft teacher, the sorceress, touches the technique teacher.
But, you see, the Land of Oz has never been civilized, for we are cut off from all the rest of the world.
But, you see, the track of the ounce never has become civilized yourself, because they cut to us of all the rest of the world.
But, you see, the ground of the ounce was never civilized, because we are cut of all the rest of the world.
But, it spreads out, it sees, continuously the all su ground does not civilize assuredly, we fall from all rest.of.the.world because and we cut.
But, you see, ounce land never by civilization, in order to we are excised from the all worlds other places.
Therefore we still have witches and wizards amongst us."
Therefore still we have witches and magicians between us "
Consequently we always have of the witches and the magicians among us "
Consequently still we have the witches and wizards. "
Therefore still are in us the magical using and magical errand the in us who. "
"Who are the wizards?" asked Dorothy.
" who are the magicians? " asked Dorothy.
" which is the magicians? " Dorothy requested.
" The wizard is who? " In the Dorothy which it asks.
" Is magical errand who?" In the Dorothy which is asked.
"Oz himself is the Great Wizard," answered the Witch, sinking her voice to a whisper.
the " same ounce is the great magician, " answered the witch, sinking its voice to a whisper.
the " ounce itself is the large magician, " answered the witch, descending her voice with a whisper.
" Ounce him himself large magic you used, " you sank her voice which is and answered to magical errand to ã‚‹ whisper.
" the same ounce he is the wizard large, " has answered to the witch, sinking its voice to a bisbiglio.
"He is more powerful than all the rest of us together.
" it is more long-range than all the rest of us together.
" it is more powerful than all the remainder of us together.
" Him us more is more powerful all remainder more, together is.
" He us remainder entirely is power simultaneous.
He lives in the City of Emeralds."
He lives in the city of emeralds "
It lives in the city of emeralds "
It lives in the city of emeralds "
He has lived in the city of the emerald. "
Dorothy was going to ask another question, but just then the Munchkins, who had been standing silently by, gave a loud shout and pointed to the corner of the house where the Wicked Witch had been lying.
Dorothy was going to make another question, but just later the Munchkins, that had been straight quiet close, gave a noisy shout and indicated to the corner of the house in where there was been lying the witch crossbeam.
Dorothy was going to put another question, but just then Munchkins, which had been upright silently close, gave a strong cry and moved to the corner of the house where the bad witch had been.
Dorothy went asking another question, but just then Munchkins, that upright noiseless was close, cry very much gave and to the corner of the house directed themselves, where the bad witch had been.
DorothyWAR in the concept to put another question, however Munchkins which had been calmly with beyond upright, gave noisy Shout precisely then and showed on the corner of housing, in which the ordinary hexe was.
"What is it?" asked the little old woman, and looked, and began to laugh.
" which is he? " it asked the small old woman, and watched, and it began to laugh.
" what is him? " asked small old woman, and looked at, and started to laugh.
" that it is? ", small old woman asked and looked at and started to laugh.
" which it is? " the small old woman asked and realistic saw and began has to laugh.
The feet of the dead Witch had disappeared entirely, and nothing was left but the silver shoes.
The feet of the dead witch had disappeared entirely, and it did not leave to anything only the silver shoes.
The feet of the dead witch had entirely disappeared, and nothing was left but the silver plated shoes.
The feet of the dead witch had completely disappeared, and nothing was left, but the silvered shoes.
"She was so old," explained the Witch of the North, "that she dried up quickly in the sun.
" it was so old, " she explained the witch of the north, " that she dried itself for above quickly in the sun.
" it was so old, " explained the witch of north, " this it dried to the top quickly with the sun.
" Was she, long it became like that, writing her it stops " the witch north, " comfort it explained quickly in the coast where.
" it was therefore old, " has explained the witch of the north, " those she has been dried up in on quickly in the sun.
That is the end of her.
That one is the end of her.
It is the end of it.
It is the end of it.
That is her edge.
But the silver shoes are yours, and you shall have them to wear." She reached down and picked up the shoes, and after shaking the dust out of them handed them to Dorothy.
But the silver shoes are yours, and you will have them to wear away " She reached down and gathered the shoes, and after sacudarir the dust outside them she gave them to Dorothy.
But the silver plated shoes are with you, and will have them to you to carry " It reached to the bottom and took the shoes, and after the jolt of dust out of them gave to Dorothy.
But the silver ice-skates are yours and you will have them to carry " it has caught up down and it has taken the ice-skates and after the agitation of the powder from they it has passed them to Dorothy.
But the low shoes your thing and, will be to you and they will wear. " She at the outside arrived lower part and comfort anger she sharp pains only, after shaking they dusts they in the Dorothy from, she formed a friendly relationship.
"The Witch of the East was proud of those silver shoes," said one of the Munchkins, "and there is some charm connected with them; but what it is we never knew."
" the witch of the east was proud of those shoes of silver, " the saying of the Munchkins, " and is a certain enchantment connected with them; but which is never we knew "
" the witch of the east was proud of these silver plated shoes, " the the aforementioned ones of Munchkins, " and there is a certain charm related to them; but what is it we never knew "
Eastern part the " sorceress for these silver shoe is arrogant, " said these Munchkins, " and has some charm and they related; But what it are we never know. "
" the hexe of the east was " proud " of these silver plated shoes, " above-mentioned of Munchkins, " and gives him charm which is attached with them; but what is it, we never knew ",
Dorothy carried the shoes into the house and placed them on the table.
Dorothy took the shoes in the house and she placed them in the vector.
Dorothy carried the shoes in the house and placed on the table.
The Dorothy it carried the shoes to the house, put on the table.
Dorothy has transported the ice-skates in the house and she has arranged them on the table.
Then she came out again to the Munchkins and said:
Then she left again to the Munchkins and said:
Then it still came out in Munchkins and said:
Then it came out still at Munchkins and said:
Then she come out again Munchkins and say:
"I am anxious to get back to my aunt and uncle, for I am sure they will worry about me.
" I am impatient to again obtain to my aunt and uncle, because I am safe that they will worry about me.
" I am impatient to again obtain to my aunt and to uncle, because I am sure that they will worry about me.
It faced each other my auntie and the uncle back to get, " I worry, they referring to to me because and being in agony I am positive.
" I long for obtains returns me the aunt and uncle, in order to I affirm they worry me.
Can you help me find my way?"
Can you help to find my way me? "
Can you help me to find my path? "
You can aiutarli find my way? "
can you help me to find my manner? ",
The Munchkins and the Witch first looked at one another, and then at Dorothy, and then shook their heads.
The Munchkins and the witch in first watched other, and then in Dorothy, and then sacudarieron their heads.
Munchkins and the witch initially looked at another, and then at Dorothy, and then shook their heads.
Munchkins and the sorceress first looks these in addition, with then in Dorothy, with then swing their head.
The Dorothy one also different one thing and the Munchkins and the witch saw first in that time, and it shook the that time they head.
"At the East, not far from here," said one, "there is a great desert, and none could live to cross it."
" in the east, not far from here, " it said one, " there is a great desert, and no could live for cruzarlo. "
" to the east, not far from here, " said one, " there is a large desert, and none could live to cross it "
" in the east " one said " it not here gives a large desert, and none could live, in order to cross it "
" to the east, not far away from here, " it has said one, " there is a large desert and no could living for attraversarlo. "
"It is the same at the South," said another, "for I have been there and seen it.
" he is equal in the south, " said another one, " for me it has there been and it has seen it.
" That the same to the south because of me, " another ones which were said, " the ã‚ ã‚Š, is that you saw there.
" this is equally to south, " discusses separately, " is I is there and looks it.
The South is the country of the Quadlings."
The south is the country of the Quadlings. "
The south is the country of Quadlings. "
South is the Quadlings country. "
The country of the Quadlings where is south. "
"I am told," said the third man, "that it is the same at the West.
" they say, " I said to me the third man, " whom he is equal in the west.
" I am known as, " said the third man, " that it is similar in the west.
" I said " third humans to have said " that it in the west is similar.
" I say myself to, " I have said the third man, " that it is the same one to the west.
And that country, where the Winkies live, is ruled by the Wicked Witch of the West, who would make you her slave if you passed her way."
And that country, in where the alive Winkies, is governed by the witch crossbeam of the west, that to him his slave would do if you passed your way "
And this country, where Winkies of phase, is reigned by the bad witch of the west, which would make you his slave if you pass his way "
And the Winkies which is to live in the place you her method. When " it passes, it will manufacture the her slave in you theyn the place, by the witch who the west is wicked, that country which is governed,
And that country, in the magical errand where the Winkies which has lived west is cunning the 㣠㦠it is controlled, her method. When " it transfers, her slave is done in you
"The North is my home," said the old lady, "and at its edge is the same great desert that surrounds this Land of Oz.
" the north is my home, " said to the old lady, " and in its edge it is the same great desert that surrounds this track by the ounce.
" north is my house, " said the old lady, " and on its board is the same large desert which surrounds this ground of ounce.
" the north is my house " said the old ramme " and at its board is the same large desert, which surrounds this earth by ounce.
" the north is my center, " has said the old mrs., " and to the relative edge it is the same large desert that encircles this earth of the ounce.
I'm afraid, my dear, you will have to live with us."
I am scared, my beloved, you I will have to live with us "
I am afraid, my expensive, you will have to live with us "
I are afraid, I dear, you will have to live with us. "
They are frightened, my beloved, you I will have living with we "
Dorothy began to sob at this, for she felt lonely among all these strange people.
Dorothy began to sob in this, because she felt single between all this strange people.
Dorothy started with sangloter with this, because it felt only among all these funny people.
Dorothy starts to sob to this, in order to she feel lonely in possesses inside this strange people.
Dorothy started, with this too schlurzen, because it felt only among all these strange people.
Her tears seemed to grieve the kind-hearted Munchkins, for they immediately took out their handkerchiefs and began to weep also.
It them rasgones looked like to be troubled the good-hearted Munchkins, because they took immediately towards it go his handkerchiefs and began to also cry.
It of the tears seemed to afflict pleasant-hearted Munchkins, because they immediately removed their handkerchiefs and started to also cry.
She a tear was visible the fact that it grieves the hearted Munchkins which is kind, they with the enemy had they handkerchief because immediately at the outside and and hu they felt and and the fortune thing they were started.
It breaches has seemed to addolorarsi the kind-hearted Munchkins, since immediately they have eliminated their handkerchiefs and they have begun to cry also.
As for the little old woman, she took off her cap and balanced the point on the end of her nose, while she counted "One, two, three" in a solemn voice.
As far as the small old woman, it removed her socket and balanced the end in the end of her nose, whereas she counted " one, two, three " in a solemn voice.
As for small old woman, it took off her cap and balanced the point on the end of its nose, whereas it counted " one, two, three " in a solemn voice.
With regard to small old woman, it eliminated her cap and compensated for the point at the end of its Wekzeugspritze, while it " counted, with two, three " in a serious voice.
Which concerns the small old woman has it their hat taken away and has the point over the end of its noses balanced, while she counted " one, two, three " in a solemn voice.
At once the cap changed to a slate, on which was written in big, white chalk marks:
Immediately the socket changed to a slate, in which it was written in great marks, white of the chalk:
Immediately the cap changed into a slate, on which was written in the large ones, white chalk marks:
Puts on a cap immediately turns æ¿å²©, is written with is big, white chalk mark:
The hat is big, it wrote, when sul ley changes thu as soon as, ticket inside the white chalk,:
"LET DOROTHY GO TO THE CITY OF EMERALDS"
" IT LETS TO DOROTHY GO TO THE CITY OF EMERALDS "
" LET DOROTHY LEAVE TO THE CITY EMERALDS "
Permit the fact that it goes " to the city of the emerald " the DOROTHY
" TO LEAVE DOROTHY TO GO TO THE CITY OF EMERALDS "
The little old woman took the slate from her nose, and having read the words on it, asked, "Is your name Dorothy, my dear?"
The small old woman took the slate from her nose, and the reading of the words in her, requested, " is its known Dorothy, my beloved? "
Small old woman took slate of her nose, and the reading of the words on top, required, " is your named Dorothy, my expensive? "
It is small, long the woman who becomes sul ley thu had from the her nose and it went, ilk the thing word, mwut, " the Dorothy which you who are is famous me was valuable to it? "
The young old woman adopts æ¿å²© from hers nose, and reads the word regarding this, the request, " is your naming Dorothy, my dear?"
"Yes," answered the child, looking up and drying her tears.
" yes, " she answered the boy, seeming ascending and to the dryness them rasgones.
" yes, " answered the child, seeking and with drying she tears.
" is, " replies this child, the search and is dry her tear.
" yes, ", the child answered and looked at and him to them tears high.
"Then you must go to the City of Emeralds.
" then you must go to the city of emeralds.
" then you must go to the city of emeralds.
" Must go then you to the city of the emerald.
" you must then go to the city of emeralds.
Perhaps Oz will help you."
Perhaps the ounce will help him "
Perhaps the ounce will help you "
Perhaps the ounce will help you "
Perhaps the ounce helps you ",
"Where is this city?" asked Dorothy.
" where it is this city? " asked Dorothy.
" where is this city? " Dorothy requested.
" is this city?" Place Dorothy which asks.
" where it is this city? " to asked Dorothy.
"It is exactly in the center of the country, and is ruled by Oz, the Great Wizard I told you of."
" it is exactly in the center of the country, and is governed by Oz, the great magician who I said to him of "
" it is exactly in the center of the country, and is reigned by OZ, the large magician that I said to you "
" it accurately are in this national center, with by Oz, I tells you the great witchcraft teacher rules. "
Exactly " there to be as for that on a center of the country, with the Oz, me in you. " The word 㣠it is large magic you use, are controlled
"Is he a good man?" inquired the girl anxiously.
" is he a good man? " he investigated the girl anxiously.
" is it a good man? " is enquis the girl impatiently.
" he is a good man? " it has asked anxiously the girl.
is " he a good man? " the girl inquired impatiently.
"He is a good Wizard.
" he is good magician.
" he is a good magician.
" He is good magical errand.
" it is good magicien.
Whether he is a man or not I cannot tell, for I have never seen him."
If he is a man or I cannot say, because I have never seen it "
That he is a man or not I then not to say, because I never saw it "
That he is a man or I cannot not say, because I have it never in view of "
"How can I get there?" asked Dorothy.
" how I can obtain there? " asked Dorothy.
" how then I to arrive there? " Dorothy requested.
" how can I there of maintenance? ", Dorothy asked.
to arrive " like then I there? " Dorothy required.
"You must walk.
" you must cross.
" you must walk.
" you must go.
" you must walk.
It is a long journey, through a country that is sometimes pleasant and sometimes dark and terrible.
It is a long trip, through a country that is sometimes pleasant and sometimes dark and terrible.
It is a long voyage, by a country which is sometimes pleasant and sometimes dark and terrible.
Time, sometimes yu divination sign grudge and time, sometimes is and and in the country which is long travel, is.
This is one vice minister the journey, by way of is sometimes pleasant and sometimes dark and the fearful country.
However, I will use all the magic arts I know of to keep you from harm."
Nevertheless, I will use all the magical arts that I know of keeping to him from damage "
However, I will use all magic arts which I can of to keep you of the evil "
However, I will use all the limbs that magical I know of for mantenerlo from damage "
However, I will use me know will retain you from the harm all magic art. "
"Won't you go with me?" pleaded the girl, who had begun to look upon the little old woman as her only friend.
" you will not go with me? " the girl pleaded for a, who had begun to watch on the small old woman like his only friend.
" you will not go with me? " spoke in favour the girl, who had started to consider small old woman as her only friendly.
" The branch will not be in with me which it spreads out? " The her with the friend thing it is small only and together it argued the girl who starts the fact that long it sees in the woman who becomes.
" you cannot go and my?" The entreaty girl, starts to regard as the young old woman looks like her only friend.
"No, I cannot do that," she replied, "but I will give you my kiss, and no one will dare injure a person who has been kissed by the Witch of the North."
" no, I cannot do that, " she answered, " only I will give my kiss him, and nobody will dare damages a person who has been kissed by the witch of the north "
" not, I then not to do that, " it answered, " but I will give you my kiss, and nobody will dare wound a person who was kissed by the witch of north "
" does not have, I are not possible to do that, " she replied, " I will only give you my kiss, and nobody will dare to injure kissed by the north sorceress the person. "
" No, as for me she who cannot do that " answered, " I was kissed my kiss giving, by the magical errand the north which does the person whom everyone damages boldly in the ã‚ hatchet. "
She came close to Dorothy and kissed her gently on the forehead.
It came near Dorothy and she smoothly kissed it on the forehead.
It came close to Dorothy and A gently embraced on the face.
She came in the proximity of Dorothy and it tenderly on the front covered.
She came to the Dorothy soon, kissed to her calmly with amount.
Where her lips touched the girl they left a round, shining mark, as Dorothy found out soon after.
Where their lips touched to the girl they to the left a round one, it marks brilliant later, like Dorothy discovered soon.
Where its lips touched on the left the girl they a round, marks brilliant, like Dorothy discovered little then.
The her the mouth alcoholic beverage the girl the round thing in the place which it touches, light me as the Dorothy which is discovered at the outside in the ticket and early to they left after.
Where their lips have affected on the left the girl it a round, brilliant marking, discovered soon then like Dorothy.
"The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick," said the Witch, "so you cannot miss it.
" the way to the city of emeralds is paved with the yellow brick, " said the witch, " so it cannot need it.
" the road at the city of emeralds is paved with yellow brick, " said the witch, " thus you cannot miss it.
" to the emerald city road 被铺 with the decadent brick, the " sorceress, " so you said cannot miss it.
" the road to the city of emeralds is paved with the mattone yellow, " has said the witch to them, " so as to it cannot mancarlo.
When you get to Oz do not be afraid of him, but tell your story and ask him to help you.
When you obtain to the ounce is not scared of him, but she counts its history and she requests that it helps him.
When you obtain with the ounce are not afraid of him, but known as your history and ask him to help you.
If you did not receive a fear of it, but so-called your history at the ounce and to require to help itself.
When you obtaining to ounce, that fear and be, but be your story, in order and to help you in him, ask.
Good-bye, my dear."
Good bye, my beloveds "
Goodbye, my expensive "
Goodbye, I dear. "
Goodbye, me it was valuable. "
The three Munchkins bowed low to her and wished her a pleasant journey, after which they walked away through the trees.
The three Munchkins bent low her and they wished an pleasant trip him, after which they crossed far through the trees.
The three Munchkins curved low with it and wished him a pleasant voyage, after what they went far by the trees.
Three Munchkins bows lowers and wishes she one pleasant journey to her, they walks in it after by way of the tree.
It bent low to her, 3 Munchkins they who desire traveling whose feeling is good to her passing by the wood, it walked.
The Witch gave Dorothy a friendly little nod, whirled around on her left heel three times, and straightway disappeared, much to the surprise of little Toto, who barked after her loudly enough when she had gone, because he had been afraid even to growl while she stood by.
The witch gave to Dorothy a comfortable pitching little, she around turned in its left heel three times, and immediately disappear, much to the surprise of little Toto, that she scraped after her in high enough voice when it had gone, because it been had scared to even gru6nir whereas she made a pause.
The witch gave to Dorothy little a sign of friendly approval, whirled around on her left heel three times, and immediately disappeared, with surprised much little of Louse, which barked after it rather extremely when it had gone, because he had been afraid even for grogner while it was held ready.
The witch has given to Dorothy little a signal of the friendly head, is itself turn around on its heel of left three times and immediately disappeared, a lot with surprise little Toto, that she has scortecciato after she enough strongly when had gone, because it had been frightened to even ringhiare while it has made one pause.
The witch gave Dorothy to few a friendly agreement character, disappeared has over on her left paragraph whirled three times and immediately much at the surprise few Toto, which entrindet after it rather very much, when she went, because he had had same fear for more grogner, while she kept herself ready.
But Dorothy, knowing her to be a witch, had expected her to disappear in just that way, and was not surprised in the least.
But Dorothy, knowing him to be a witch, had hoped that she disappeared in hardly who way, and was not surprised in more less possible.
But Dorothy, knowing it to be a witch, had expected that it disappears in Juste whom way, and was not astonished in less.
But as for the Dorothy which knows her because it is magical errand she goes out exactly with thing method, you expected, with were not surprised least.
** ** however of Dorothy time-out, can be him it hexe, have it expect to disappear from right manner, and its does not surprise a small number in D.
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